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Penis Pastries Pattern Tote Bag Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Premium DTG Printed Apparel โ Made to Order
Soft enough to sleep in. Cool enough to post about. Every piece is DTG-printed on premium Gildanยฎ fabric for colors that pop and comfort that lasts.
๐ธ The mockup shows a T-Shirt, but this design is available on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just pick your style, color, and size โ weโll produce it exactly the way you want.
Hereโs Why Itโs Worth It
- ๐จ Studio-Grade Print โ Eco-friendly DTG ink that bonds permanently. No cracking, no flaking, period.
- ๐งต Not Your Average Blank โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend โ the same blanks top brands trust.
- ๐ Comfort First, Always โ Taped neck, reinforced shoulders, tear-away tag. Built for all-day wearability.
- ๐บ๐ธ Responsibly Made โ US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.
Fabric & Construction
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3โ6 oz โ soft, breathable, classic fit.
- Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz โ pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
- Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.
Choose Your Style
Reference the charts below before you order:


- Review the color & size charts.
- Select your preferred options.
- Place your order โ easy as 1-2-3.
Shipping & Delivery
- โ Production: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ USA Standard: 3โ7 business days.
- โก USA Rush: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 1โ2 weeks.
Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We canโt accept returns for sizing errors, but weโre always here to help if something isnโt right.
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