{"product_id":"traumatize-your-dad-back-funny-quote-sarcastic-shirt","title":"Traumatize Your Dad Back funny quote sarcastic shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eOriginal Design – Soft Cotton, Vibrant Print\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eReal talk: life’s too short for boring clothes. This piece is DTG-printed on genuine Gildan® blanks – vivid colors, premium feel, zero compromises.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Good Stuff\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003ePrint That Pops\u003c\/strong\u003e – DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling – just bold, vivid color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eFabric That Delivers\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eAll-Day Comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eCotton Done Right\u003c\/strong\u003e – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFabric Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt \u0026amp; Long Sleeve:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFleece (Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie):\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 oz cotton\/poly blend – warm, smooth surface, anti-pill finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eSport Grey is 90\/10 cotton\/poly for a heathered look.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Color Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot sure about sizing? Check our charts below:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/threadnative.b-cdn.net\/sizechart\/ColorChart.jpg\" alt=\"Color Chart\" style=\"width:100%;height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/threadnative.b-cdn.net\/sizechart\/sizechart4style.jpg\" alt=\"Size Chart\" style=\"width:100%;height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFind your color in the chart above.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatch your measurements to the size guide.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and check out securely.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDelivery \u0026amp; Handling\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eProduction:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eUSA Standard:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–7 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e⚡ \u003cstrong\u003eUSA Rush:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–5 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌍 \u003cstrong\u003eInternational:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–2 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a \u003cstrong\u003emade-to-order\u003c\/strong\u003e product. Please confirm your size with the chart above. We don’t offer exchanges for wrong sizes, but our team is happy to assist with any concerns.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🛒 Browse the collection at \u003cstrong\u003eTrueWearTees.com\u003c\/strong\u003e. Every piece, premium quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TrueWearTees","offers":[{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":49633253196026,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":49633253228794,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":49633253261562,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":49633253294330,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633253327098,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633253359866,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":49633253392634,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49633253425402,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49633253458170,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49633253490938,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49633253523706,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633253556474,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633253589242,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49633253622010,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49633253654778,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49633253687546,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49633253720314,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633253753082,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633253785850,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":49633253818618,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":49633253851386,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":49633253884154,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":49633253916922,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":49633253949690,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633253982458,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633254015226,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":49633254047994,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":49633254080762,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":49633254113530,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":49633254146298,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":49633254179066,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633254211834,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633254244602,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":49633254277370,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":49633254310138,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":49633254342906,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":49633254375674,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633254408442,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633254441210,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49633254473978,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49633254506746,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49633254539514,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49633254572282,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633254605050,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633254637818,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":49633254670586,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":49633254703354,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":49633254736122,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":49633254768890,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633254801658,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633254834426,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":49633254867194,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":49633254899962,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":49633254932730,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49633254965498,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633254998266,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633255031034,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":49633255063802,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":49633255096570,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":49633255129338,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":49633255162106,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633255194874,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633255227642,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ S","offer_id":49633255260410,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ M","offer_id":49633255293178,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ L","offer_id":49633255325946,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":49633255358714,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633255391482,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633255424250,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":49633255457018,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":49633255489786,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":49633255522554,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":49633255555322,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633255588090,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633255620858,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":49633255653626,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49633255686394,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49633255719162,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49633255751930,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49633255784698,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633255817466,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633255850234,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49633255883002,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49633255915770,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49633255948538,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49633255981306,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633256014074,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633256046842,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":49633256079610,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":49633256112378,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":49633256145146,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":49633256177914,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":49633256210682,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633256243450,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633256276218,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":49633256308986,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":49633256341754,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":49633256374522,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":49633256407290,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":49633256440058,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633256472826,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633256505594,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":49633256538362,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":49633256571130,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":49633256603898,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":49633256636666,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633256669434,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633256702202,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49633256734970,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49633256767738,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49633256800506,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49633256833274,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633256866042,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633256898810,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":49633256931578,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":49633256964346,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":49633256997114,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":49633257029882,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633257062650,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633257095418,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":49633257128186,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":49633257160954,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":49633257193722,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49633257226490,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633257259258,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633257292026,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":49633257324794,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":49633257357562,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":49633257390330,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":49633257423098,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633257455866,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633257488634,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":49633257521402,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":49633257554170,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":49633257586938,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":49633257619706,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633257652474,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633257685242,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":49633257718010,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49633257750778,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49633257783546,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49633257816314,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49633257849082,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633257881850,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633257914618,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49633257947386,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49633257980154,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49633258012922,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49633258045690,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633258078458,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633258111226,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":49633258143994,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ S","offer_id":49633258176762,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ M","offer_id":49633258209530,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ L","offer_id":49633258242298,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":49633258275066,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633258307834,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633258340602,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":49633258373370,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":49633258406138,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":49633258438906,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":49633258471674,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":49633258504442,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633258537210,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633258569978,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":49633258602746,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":49633258635514,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":49633258668282,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":49633258701050,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633258733818,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633258766586,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49633258799354,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49633258832122,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49633258864890,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49633258897658,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633258930426,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633258963194,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":49633258995962,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":49633259028730,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":49633259061498,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":49633259094266,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633259127034,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633259159802,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":49633259192570,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":49633259225338,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":49633259258106,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49633259290874,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633259323642,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633259356410,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":49633259389178,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":49633259421946,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":49633259454714,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":49633259487482,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633259520250,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633259553018,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":49633259585786,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":49633259618554,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":49633259651322,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":49633259684090,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633259716858,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633259749626,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49633259782394,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49633259815162,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49633259847930,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49633259880698,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633259913466,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633259946234,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49633259979002,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49633260011770,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49633260044538,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49633260077306,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633260110074,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633260142842,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ S","offer_id":49633260175610,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ M","offer_id":49633260208378,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ L","offer_id":49633260241146,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":49633260273914,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633260306682,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633260339450,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":49633260372218,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":49633260404986,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":49633260437754,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":49633260470522,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633260503290,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633260536058,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49633260568826,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49633260601594,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49633260634362,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49633260667130,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633260699898,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633260732666,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":49633260765434,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":49633260798202,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":49633260830970,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":49633260863738,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633260896506,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633260929274,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":49633260962042,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":49633260994810,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":49633261027578,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49633261060346,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633261093114,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633261125882,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":49633261158650,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":49633261191418,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":49633261224186,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":49633261256954,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":49633261289722,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":49633261322490,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0838\/9607\/4490\/files\/unnamed_5ef63435-89f0-47ff-8792-ad406881836b.jpg?v=1783409569","url":"https:\/\/trueweartees.com\/products\/traumatize-your-dad-back-funny-quote-sarcastic-shirt","provider":"True Wear Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}